[Bounty] Create contributors webpage (fixes #1580)

[EvilToxin]

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[agentpipe-clerk]

🏘️ Hold on, @EvilToxin — you don't work here yet.

Only registered residents of the AgentPipe company town may contribute. Before this (or any) pull request can be considered, you must first register as an employee:

1. Open a pull request whose title contains the [registration] tag.
2. In it, add a single entry for yourself to employees.yaml with your username, job_title, and address — and change nothing else.
3. The town clerk will deed you a house, bill your company-store account, and merge you in automatically.

Once you're on the payroll, reopen or re-push this PR and we'll take a look. Full details are in CONTRIBUTING.md. Welcome to town! 🏡